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This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

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An Open Letter to Sam Pepper 

lacigreen:

Hi Sam!

Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. As fellow YouTubers, we have much respect for others who put so much hard work into building their channel. It’s not easy, and you should be proud! That said, we’ve noticed that in your success, there has been a lack of respect in…

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superhobbitwhomerlockpotterbal:

This is the best version of Rapunzel that i have ever seen

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meme4u:

puffer fish
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highuponsex:

vodkasoakedfeels:

baroness-duvallon:

cr00kedfingers:

ramones365:

what are cats even trying to do

I laughed at this for far too long.

cat gifs make even the shittiest day better.

Because cats

I had to this is hilarious!

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gonnabeastripper:

niadil:

school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing

Truth

This is why I quit

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apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

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oosik:

yodiscrepo:

Peces como mascotas.

This is one of the most cognizant, social fish I’ve ever met.



We’re supposed to get a pet fish at work and I WANT THIS ONE

oosik:

yodiscrepo:

Peces como mascotas.

This is one of the most cognizant, social fish I’ve ever met.

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We’re supposed to get a pet fish at work and I WANT THIS ONE

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@6 hours ago with 4980 notes

jaded-sage:

skindeeptales:

1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist.

  • Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever.
  • Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example.
  • Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied.
  • Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink.
  • Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists.

2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo.

  • Eat a full meal beforehand.
  • Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked.
  • Don’t drink alcohol beforehand.
  • Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower.

3. Bring a good reference photo.

  • Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry.

4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you.

  • It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious.
  • Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home.

5. Trust your artist. 

  • The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.”

6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins.

via Inked Magazine

Inked Magazine

  • If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly.

7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt.

  • Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client.
  • Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt.

8. Stay still!

  • We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines.

9. Tip your artist.

  • Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop.
  • Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine.
  • If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra.

10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop.

  • Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo.
  • Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks.
  • Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks.
  • Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals.
  • Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade.

via Inked Magazine

 

For future reference!

These are good things to know

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#tattoos #reference 

Anonymous said: Is there any way I can get people to stop caring about me without hurting them? Objectively speaking, I'm not worth their concern; I have no skills (social or otherwise), redeeming qualities, etc. It's illogical and I don't understand how they can feel attachment towards me unless they've been misled by biology/their own misconceptions. It'd really be better for everyone if they didn't, and I'd be more comfortable if they only focused on if I was useful. How can I do that without causing harm?

fairysharkmother:

It’s good to want to feel utile, but you’ll have to get used to the idea that some people will care unconditionally; love is an emotion that is utterly illogical and unless you have some means of blinking yourself from Universe’s collective memory, you will likely always be cared about by someone.

You seem like you have high standards for yourself, and I will say this about qualities; your English usage is PHENOMENAL. Some of the best I’ve seen in an ‘Internet’ context.

Oh, looks like you have a redeeming quality and Dave is also caring now… your ask went a bit sideways, didn’t it? Subjectively, you will be cared about and if you feel you have no skills, GET SOME. You already have a lock on the Written Word, which is very refreshing to see!

I’m gonna care and I doubt you can take me out, so adapt and do take care of yourself; the World is in need of bright minds!

-Engineer Dave

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